Reasons to feel sad

[Tritta]

My reason to be sad today:

30mins ago I ate a 'frikandelbroodje' (aka Dutch student lunch) , it's a saucage with dough wrapped around it and something close to curry sauce in it. So i finished it, continued gaming and a few minutes later I saw a red thingy next to my pc keyboard, I didn't really pay attention so I assumed it was a piece of hardened curry sauce, grabbed it and ate it like it was some leftover crumble. I chewed on it for 3-4 seconds without paying attention and suddenly my mouth was filled with the filthiest, most disguisting horrific taste I ever experienced, normally i'd be like 'ew, whatever, swallow it and drink some water after, but this was SO immensely disguisting I took it out of my mouth in some kind of reflex, looked at the 'piece of hardened curry sauce' between my fingers and it turns out i had been chewing on a dead ladybug.

There sometimes are ladybugs trying to survive the winter who enter my appartment when I leave a window open, but I never expected or hoped to taste one, fucks sake, next time i'll look twice before putting food leftover in my mouth, i've never experienced such a disguisting taste, my GF isn't home atm so I messaged her because I feel so vile atm and the taste is still in my mouth. And she can't stop laughing

The only positive thing about this is that I've got a funny story to tell my grandchildren about later.

Fucks sake. What a evening.

Insects have proteins tho u shouldn't have wasted it goddamn

[Emre]

My reason to be sad today:

30mins ago I ate a 'frikandelbroodje' (aka Dutch student lunch) , it's a saucage with dough wrapped around it and something close to curry sauce in it. So i finished it, continued gaming and a few minutes later I saw a red thingy next to my pc keyboard, I didn't really pay attention so I assumed it was a piece of hardened curry sauce, grabbed it and ate it like it was some leftover crumble. I chewed on it for 3-4 seconds without paying attention and suddenly my mouth was filled with the filthiest, most disguisting horrific taste I ever experienced, normally i'd be like 'ew, whatever, swallow it and drink some water after, but this was SO immensely disguisting I took it out of my mouth in some kind of reflex, looked at the 'piece of hardened curry sauce' between my fingers and it turns out i had been chewing on a dead ladybug.

There sometimes are ladybugs trying to survive the winter who enter my appartment when I leave a window open, but I never expected or hoped to taste one, fucks sake, next time i'll look twice before putting food leftover in my mouth, i've never experienced such a disguisting taste, my GF isn't home atm so I messaged her because I feel so vile atm and the taste is still in my mouth. And she can't stop laughing

The only positive thing about this is that I've got a funny story to tell my grandchildren about later.

Fucks sake. What a evening.

Insects have proteins tho u shouldn't have wasted it goddamn

Stop trolling, I feel like puking for 3 hours straight atm

[John Cove]

RIP Bill Paxton

[DjVero]

My reason to be sad today:

30mins ago I ate a 'frikandelbroodje' (aka Dutch student lunch) , it's a saucage with dough wrapped around it and something close to curry sauce in it. So i finished it, continued gaming and a few minutes later I saw a red thingy next to my pc keyboard, I didn't really pay attention so I assumed it was a piece of hardened curry sauce, grabbed it and ate it like it was some leftover crumble. I chewed on it for 3-4 seconds without paying attention and suddenly my mouth was filled with the filthiest, most disguisting horrific taste I ever experienced, normally i'd be like 'ew, whatever, swallow it and drink some water after, but this was SO immensely disguisting I took it out of my mouth in some kind of reflex, looked at the 'piece of hardened curry sauce' between my fingers and it turns out i had been chewing on a dead ladybug.

There sometimes are ladybugs trying to survive the winter who enter my appartment when I leave a window open, but I never expected or hoped to taste one, fucks sake, next time i'll look twice before putting food leftover in my mouth, i've never experienced such a disguisting taste, my GF isn't home atm so I messaged her because I feel so vile atm and the taste is still in my mouth. And she can't stop laughing

The only positive thing about this is that I've got a funny story to tell my grandchildren about later.

Fucks sake. What a evening.

Insects have proteins tho u shouldn't have wasted it goddamn

Stop trolling, I feel like puking for 3 hours straight atm

I expected to read a post like "ermagawdd, I was trippin' balls here after I ate that red thingy" but this anti-climax was bigger than Donkey's The Fusion Of Sound-track

[Emre]

Insects have proteins tho u shouldn't have wasted it goddamn

Stop trolling, I feel like puking for 3 hours straight atm

I expected to read a post like "ermagawdd, I was trippin' balls here after I ate that red thingy" but this anti-climax was bigger than Donkey's The Fusion Of Sound-track

lol i thought it was quite funny in the sense of randomness and 'this shit only happens to me' kinda thing

[Reverse Ghost]

At least you don't have stinkbug invasions in the springtime My father crushed one with his finger at work and got a light chemical burn on his finger

[Emre]

At least you don't have stinkbug invasions in the springtime My father crushed one with his finger at work and got a light chemical burn on his finger

Good lord

[Emre]

Dutch street language gives me so much cancer I'm a fucking mutant now.

[Valadia]

Dutch street language gives me so much cancer I'm a fucking mutant now.

You mean Arabic?

[DjVero]

Dutch street language gives me so much cancer I'm a fucking mutant now.

You mean Arabic?

Wolla, hij zweert jou